ME – Vincent Stonehenge
HER – Scarlet Blowhanson
ME: ----'s voice is so high pitch.
HER: I know. It drives me insane especially with the climate control conversations
HER: They got here too early this morning.
ME: yep
HER: Has ---- or ---- asked yout o sign something? ---- asked me this morning if they did. He said everyone has to do it. And it's like some big secret
ME: no
ME: could be the meeting with ---- today...
HER: I don't techinically work here so maybe I don't have to do it.
HER: My boobs have had 3 conversations today.
ME: really? with who?
HER: 2 random people I don't know and ---- all said hello directly to my cleavage
ME: hilarious
ME: that's what you get for having fantastic boobs
ME: my dingaling wants to say hello to your boobs as well
HER: Oh it's my fault then? I actuallly think it's funny.
HER: really, I think it probably wants a hug
ME: yes it does, it's been sad and needs a hug
HER: That was probably too intense this early.
HER: I am just in a strange mood
ME: perhaps
HER: You didn't say anything about it so I am assuming you can stand up
ME: I think I'm learning to control it around you.
HER: Well that's no fun
ME: neither is a wood at work
ME: we should write a blog and call it work wood. a guide to flirting at work...
ME: we would get thousands of hits a day
HER: yeah I suppose, I will write in that
ME: we won't disclose your name or marital status, but I will.
ME: keeping you a secret would add to the allure
HER: I am sure it would. I might as well not waste my ability to give chat wood.
ME: exactly. I'm researching how to build a blog in flash... we can it up and running by the end of next week. Take some time to think about topics you would want to post.
HER: You would be better at the topics. I can ellaborate on them.
ME: good. I think I an have one up before the end of the day.
HER: Are you serious?
ME: i think so... I'll let you know.
HER: I will be a blog porn star...awesome
ME: if we sell advertising space and make start making money, then yes, you will offically become a blog porn star.
HER: Then i guess I will be able to officially wear one of those too small tshirts with porn star stretched across my boobs so the text looks warped
ME: like it
HER: Sounds like a plan then
HER: Is there man love going on over there?
ME: oh yeah
HER: It is noisy man love.
ME: way too much man love today
HER: You could ignore them and talk to me instead
ME: i would prefer that...
HER: me too
HER: ---- and i are gettign pedicures during lunch, ironic that I did my nails last night
ME: nice
ME: what time are you leaving?
HER: don't know, why?
ME: I think there is a baby shower for ---- at 11:30. are you going to that too?
HER: We are making an appearance and then leaving
ME: oh
ME: I think I'm not going.
HER: I didn't go to ----'s I forgot about it
ME: that was lame
HER: yeah I know
HER: I gave him money in his card though
ME: very nice of you
HER: And I didn't really even know him.
HER: I didn't give ---- money in the card. I really don't have any to give away right now
HER: What are you up to this weekend, anyhting fun?
ME: golf tomorrow, riding on Sunday... not much. I'm hoping to take one of my single friends out tonight or tomorrow, maybe ----? All my single friends are terrible wing men
HER: Well I would be worse for helping you pick up girls than any of them
ME: perhaps, these guys are pertty bad
HER: How?
HER: Trees = desire according to dream symbolism dictionary
HER: orange has to do w/ friendliness or an out going personality
ME: interesting
ME: what does three hot strippers in a hot tub mean?
HER: You're horny
ME: agreed
ME: what if you where one of the strippers?
HER: You want me
ME: tell me this isn't good blog material?
HER: I am sure it is. it keeps my attention
ME: it's on sweetheart
HER: You don't really have dreams about me. They are called fantasies when you're awake
ME: they're called cube-chubbies over here.
ME: so workwood.com and .net is taken, but cubechubby.com is availlable.
HER: you are crazy. but fun
ME: I guarentee people will love/read it.
ME: crazy like a fox
HER: So I have noticed the space between us is shrinking. Is it getting harder to control yourself?
ME: i think so. i mean I'm only a man remember...
HER: We're gonna end up in the parking lot
HER: Or in your cube
HER: Maybe your chair or up against the wall
ME: i love the chair idea.
ME: in fact I love them all
HER: The arms of the chair would get in the way
ME: from behind? no?
HER: that could workk since I wear heels
ME: yummy
HER: So do you think you could walk over here and see me?
HER: I am pretty sure I can't
ME: I'm good right here... for now
ME: I need a description for our blog, can you give me a short 3 sentence description. oh and I need a code name too.
ME: I'm ME
HER: You pick the code name,
HER: A description of what?
ME: our work flirts over tm
ME: make it hot
HER: get a room
HER: That's funny not hot
ME: i like it... but i will add more.
ME: HER?
HER: WHat ever you like I don't care. I cant believe you are actually doing this.
HER: She is pretty sexy though
ME: hells yes she sexy. those lips are intense
HER: that was exactly what I was thinking. I guess that fits. I think I have sexy lips. Not like hers but nice
ME: def nice
ME: beautiful lips
ME: brb
ME: back
HER: I am sure my lips are flushed right now
ME: good way to describe that
HER: Are you being analytical of my style? Don't let your blog take the fun out of ti
ME: hells no, what blog?
HER: Good are you leaving at 2:30?
ME: no, probably not till 3:30
ME: why?
HER: Just wondering. I would like to go home w/ you... but I can't :(
ME: I want to see you in that bikini by the pool
ME: oh here's our blog:
ME: http://cubechubby.blogspot.com/
ME: def need to add those boobs to the home page. have to.
HER: You just want a picture for yourself
ME: that's true. but I want to shoot them.
ME: in a public place maybe?
ME: def in my cube
HER: Just cleavage right b/c I don't think I could undress in front of you here
ME: yeah just the top in a low cut, not unlike what you have rocking today. so nice
ME: I'll bring my cam on monday
HER: OK, fine. I have to go but you had better keep that picture to yourself
ME: of course... :) it'll be tasteful boob shot. no biggy. have a good weekend.
HER: You too. And don't catch anything. You need to keep it clean for me.
ME: ;) no doubt...
